AITC for habin poop esplozun on mai gotcha day eve? Mama say she mite not gib me cake tomoro! Iz mai gotcha day!!!
Henlo frenz, iz me Smoosh doig (3m caddle doig/cheewawa mix). Uzually ai let mama kno wen iz tym for me to potty. But sumting cam on faster dan ai can do zoomies round da partment.
Ai had poop splozun in da entry way.
Mama say iz not mai fault. But mama also say mebbe she no gib me mai gotcha day cake tomoroe! She worried ai mite hab nuther poop splosun! Ai want mai cak!
Me no cloaca, rite?