People in Ireland watching their cholesterol.. any food hacks that taste like delicious greasy crap?

I miss those desperate 40% meat sausages from the deli. Or a big knob of butter on white bread. Then a massive lump of cheese on that. Then fry that sanguige in more butter. Mmm... And kebabs.

I'm eating rabbit food here and miss it badly.

Any good recipes that taste like junk food?