[Offday Thread] The NBA trade deadline is today at 3pm and we’re serving up hot takes and copium

Upset about how the season has gone so far? Have you considered:

• NBA trades are actually bad for the environment and State Farm is a green building
• The only people stopping us from getting a good pick from the Lakers are a guy who has played 84 games in 3 seasons, a guy who has played 22 games this season, and a guy who could be the first grandpa to play in the NBA in the next couple of years
• Victor Wembanyama probably bumps his head 3 times a day. Is being that tall really worth it??
• If our recent draft history is any indication, whoever the Spurs use our pick on will either be extremely injury prone or a religious zealot and offer little of value to their organization

Go Hox