Oh no!
OMG, I'm so screwed. I just moved into a new house a few months ago and been buying all new furniture and tonight I find this crawling in one of my rooms!
Update:
After doing some research this does appear to be a bat bug since the hairs on the pronotum do appear longer than the eye width. Of course I'm not 100% since I'm so new to this. I would appreciate any help with the correct identification.