Always something to complain about: family group chat edition.

Context: The family group chat in question consists of my father and his siblings, all boomers, and their spouses and children. The first four pictures are a meme I shared that I thought folks would find funny, and then the reaction of my uncle, who dm'd my at 5something AM the next day after apparently stewing about my 'blatant disrespect' all night.

The last 2 pictures are my aunts reaction to a funny anecdote I told, that I reacted to with a green heart. Green is my favorite colour; this is not a secret, my hair has been obnoxiously green for nearly a decade. I usually respond with green hearts if I have the option, and have many times previously in this chat. But no, today we are going to stage a public callout??? Because it appears she's been overthinking the colour of my reaction emoji for lord only knows how long.

Ya'll ever dealt with this before?? Because I don't even know anymore...