[Discussion] Most ridiculous death story you have had?

I don't mean like "getting Tarkov'd", I mean legit ridiculous and unfortunate timing/death.

Mine? I just died because my gun jammed, as I hit "clear malfunctions" I double tapped it out of a panic and instead pulled out the emote wheel and waved at the pushing PMC as he smoked me.

Edit: Thank you for the laughs gamers, need to surv. kit my sides now.