Ideas for a Ridiculous Gag Gift Exchange?

My friend hosts a gift exchange every year where a bunch of people show up and exchange presents white-elephant style, but the gifts are always gag gifts. I wouldn't say they were traditional style gag gifts though; literally anything goes as long as it will make people laugh.

This is my first year going, but I've been told a few of the past years highlights are:

- a gallon tub of lube

- a bag full of 100+ rubber ducks

- multiple, 6lb cans of green beans

- a cock ring, lube, and porn

--Plus more I can't actually remember now

So obviously they can be really sexual but that's certainly not a requirement for them to be funny. Those sorts of gifts are fine, but I'd rather do something less sexual as it's not really my style (plus I know at least a few people who will definitely choose to go that route, so I'd like to balance things out)

I have given funny gifts before, but usually they have some sort of practical application. I don't love the idea of spending money on something just for it to be a funny joke for five minutes but then no one actually needs it for anything. That seems wasteful to me.

My best efforts to think of something on my own have accumulated in: A (cheap) squatty potty, a bathroom reader book, and maybe some poo pourri. It's (kind of) funny because it's literally toilet humor, but thinking practically someone could actually use them if they were so inclined.

I think it's an okay backup if I can't think of anything better, but I would really like to think of something better. So I would love to get some suggestions if anyone has any ideas!

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TL;DR: I'm going to a white-elephant style gag gift exchange where the gifts can be anything as long as they're funny and $30 or less and I need ideas for what to bring.