El Hoe

If it's too long, skip to last two paragraphs.

It's 20th Dec last year, we're at club Mios in Bamburi with my 3 cousins (2F, 1M) and we're having a really great time. This chile comes and introduces herself, she sth like a 7, short, big ass and starts dancing with him. Kiasi kiasi as time goes I too dance with her and she most def knows how to shake that ass, but she was more into my cousin.

Now at around 2 am hivi, we decide to leave and before doing so, I tell cuzz we should go back to the apartment (rented) with her and finish off the night there. Cuzz says it's all good and since he was to go back abroad the next week, this ought to have been the perfect chance to get that Mombasa kinembe.

So we walk outside and I go further off to try to locate our bolt ride which showed the driver had reached. I didn't immediately see him though and I return to check on the gang and I ask cuzz if he's sealed the deal with the girl and if he's going to smash. He says the chile asked him for 3Gs and says he can't pay for sex so he declined. I ask him to just talk to the girl and tell him it's just for a good night blah blah, but he declines, says he's turned off.

I tell him to let me have the girl and says it's okay so I begin talking to the chile sweet talk her to going back home with us, point out we have 2 girls with us, who are family so nth fishy is going to happen. She insists we agree on a price, I brush that talk off, and convince her to come. We reach home, everyone's really drunk, I go to my room with the chile she insists on money, I tell her I won't pay for pussy too and after a lot of pushback, some food and a remaining quarter bottle of Red Label, we smash.

Around 5 I wake up, highly regret picking up a random chick and smashing, fervently pray that the CD didn't fail and leave the chick who's naked at the bed and go to the balcony and sleep on the couch. The chile wakes up later around 8, finds me tries calling me babe blah blah, I act passive aggressive, tell her she should go as we'll be leaving shortly and give her fare.

Later she reaches via whatsapp, sends me a nude says she'll send more for money and asks for refferrals😕, tell her to try OF, and I could manage her etc, but that never materializes. Then one time she calls me and asks if I'm open to a verry lucrative gig, I tell her I'm unemployed and broke af, so yeah, oscourfe! She tells me she does this short gig of packing cocaine in Nrb that usually lasts 3 - 4 days, they are usually called to random rented apartments pack in the night and are called to a second location until the gig is over. Said pay could be 10-15k a day. All I need to do is provide my full names, I don't. Three days later she calls me 2 times, and I decline to pick.

She texts me mad saying she's doing the gig now, and I let go of the chance, I ask her for proof and the amt she received for her work, she diverts, then gaslights me saying ata sina vibe. I stop texting her and wonder what in the actual fuck did I just avoid. Anyway, when I was little mother told me to never trust strangers. Basic but really good advice to carry in your core mind. LMK what you think of this and if you've ever heard of such gigs.