To the client who called me retarded after I tried to keep him out of jail for contempt

I worked for 40 fucking hours on opposing your contempt motion and cross-moving to quash the subpoena you didn't respond to.

When I asked you to sign a DocuSign document on the eve of the filing deadline because I had been breaking my back to oppose the contempt motion you called me retarded for "waiting until the last minute."

Fuck you, you selfish rotten asshole.

I hope the judge throws you in the tombs and the biggest meanest gangster punches you in the face so hard you need to drink your meals through a straw for the rest of your life. Fucker.