Girl, you remember that meathead that I taught about "girlypop"? well, he wanted to show me "manlypop". he went in charging at my bestie's rotwieller claiming to be able to "tame" any beast. as it went to bite him, he ran for the fence and ended up catching his pants on the side of the cage. i had

to pull miss poochie back to stop it from killing him... yeah... that was wild. 💅