Does anyone else NOT care that David "allegedly" lied to Michelle?

Michelle's just been waiting to have something to actually be made about. She got lucky that this fell on her lap and now she doesn't have to pretend she can't stand David. Trust me, we get it, you shouldn't text someone when you're married. But is David actually married? Like legally these marriages aren't real and also their current arrangement is not even marriage adjacent. I feel like David basically has a controlling, bully roommate. Michelle get off your high horse and stop acting like David committed adultery when you never even gave him a chance at a friendship.

Michelle's just been waiting to have something to actually be made about. She got lucky that this fell on her lap and now she doesn't have to pretend she can't stand David. Trust me, we get it, you shouldn't text someone when you're married. But is David actually married? Like legally these marriages aren't real and also their current arrangement is not even marriage adjacent. I feel like David basically has a controlling, bully roommate. Michelle get off your high horse and stop acting like David committed adultery when you never even gave him a chance at a friendship.