Madison is a Piece of S***

Honestly, I hate Madison in this episode. What a piece of shit. I used to think Michelle was the worst, but Madison is the true villain. At least Michelle is honest and never pretended that she liked David. Madison keeps giving Allen hope saying "she cares about him." No she doesn't.

Her getting mad at his "party girl" comments. Pleasssssse. Omg get over yourself, people have real problems. He said she shook her ass at the wedding. That was it. She was complaing that people think she parties and she's just a party girl and oh how terrible they think I party. Who the fuck cares. She's hot and people think she is hot and that's the biggest problem for her, god forbid Allen even slightly mentioned that.

And by the way- she has picked on Allen this whole season! Saying he is out of shape, that he doesn't take care of his body, that he doesn't go to the gym. Honestly telling someone they don't work out is wayyyy more insulting than saying someone is a part girl.

Her *assuming he doesn't take care of his body is terrible, and she has the audacity to get mad at him when he even slightly throws it back at her.

This man bends over backwards for her and the *minute he says anything *slightly displeasing to her she runs away and cries.

And she did go back to the bar until 2 am!!!!! He needs to tell her to fuck off. She wants a simp - which is looking like David is providing that for her.