I can’t stop farting in front of the cameras

I HATE all of the security cameras around the house. I understand why they have them, but my god do I constantly embarrass myself in front of them and then those recordings are saved to be reviewed anytime at my NF’s leisure. They must have hours worth of footage of me farting, scratching myself, sniffing my armpits after we come inside from the 1000 degree weather, checking my pants in the mirror to make sure my tampon isn’t leaking, and god knows what else. I swear I’m not an animal, but the second those cameras come out, I do the most feral shit ever 😭