Being a mally shipper

Being a Mally shipper is like boarding a ship full of holes, knowing it’s going to sink and that there’s no way to save it, but still holding onto hope because you have a roll of tape and a dream. Then you turn around and see a bunch of people yelling at you, saying it’s impossible to patch the holes, that it’s going to sink anyway, and that you should get on their ship because it’s more reliable and practical. Like, babe, I get it but I love my ship, and if it goes down, I’m going down with it. 👩🏻‍✈️

And by the way, this is no shade to the people on the other ship, I love that your ship is shiny, honestly, mad respect. 🫡