Share a time you’ve embarrassed yourself at a table

Today at work, I was trying to offer my table the “choice of toast” that comes with their breakfast item. Instead, I said “toice of choast” THREE TIMES IN A ROW. I had to completely stop talking and let my brain reset while I silently pondered whether I was having a stroke or not. I have a million more of these but I want to hear from all of you so that maybe by the time I go to bed tonight, I can forget it happened. What blunder still sticks with you no matter how much you’d like to forget?