You guys are very fucking weird

Two posts of screen recordings of Shane’s gf’s TikTok, and everyone in the comments is being insanely rude. Acting like she’s a piece of shit just because she seems to be ‘too normie’ for Shane and saying the most ridiculous insulting things about her is not normal behaviour. All to end it with crafting little theories in your head about why Shane is with her. In case anyone needs to be reminded - Shane and Matt are STRANGERS to you people. You do not know them, and they certainly don’t know you. Show some basic respect for the people you claim to be fans of, and keep your mouth shut about the choices they’ve taken.

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lmfao at some of the gimps in the comments who have proved my point. Claiming that I’m ’white knighting’ so that Shane would notice me or that I must be a woman cause I think they went too far. This of course coming from the kinds of people who also think they know what’s going on in Shane’s head. Despite whatever hallucinations you might’ve conjured up about me, I am at-most a casual fan, and I don’t care about Shane and Matt beyond an entertainment level. I joined the group to make the post, but maybe I should have first checked what was top this week to see what I was in for. One of the most upvoted posts this week is a video of a tournament bracket that pits ‘boobs’ against ‘bacon ice cream’. What a troupe of fucking morons. You’re all proverbial sticks in the same big, gay bundle.

Speaking of the top posts for this week - did you guys not see the KillTony clip from this weekend? Honestly ask yourselves who you’d be in that context. Because I’m here to tell you that you’d be that fat bald prick who all the professional comics rip the shit out of after he crossed a line blaringly obvious to everyone else. Imagine saying the things you said about that specific person who you’ve never met “on the pod”, as you guys say. What do you think would happen? Well of course, you’d never do that, would you? Or, if you were so fucking stupid that you did, you couldn’t possibly be stupid enough to not guess what would happen next.

You know how apes emulate zoo visitors? That’s you guys. You watch the podcast and laugh at their ‘bullying-type’ jokes and completely fail to perceive the broader context of how it’s good humor because it’s treading a line of acceptability in the fair-game zone of a comedic setting. When you luminaries try to copy them, all you end up doing is flinging shit at the glass. The only genuinely funny person commenting in this thread was kratomkiing, and he wasn’t even doing it on purpose. The one chimp at the typewriter actually producing some Shakespeare.

If you’d all allow me to wallow down toward your level for a moment, I’m gonna go ahead and speak for what Shane’s thinking right now. I bet he fucking regrets doing the bits about his disabled family members. I mean we even have evidence from that podcast clip of those dumbasses showing him pictures of people with Down syndrome. Plenty of normal people can understand he was treading the line between what was acceptable, and it was acceptable because he was performing. But because he was actually funny, and the audience laughed, it became a kind of dogwhistle to a whole bunch of people who love saying those words but don’t have the effort or skills to format them into actually good jokes.

And now he’s chained to large contingent of his fanbase that is composed of a whole swing state’s worth of parochial dipshits who think it’s funny to just constantly disparage anyone with an intellectual disability. And this has trigged a wider phenomenon where it’s now totally fair game to just say anything about anyone else at any time. I bet you all fucking love grilled cheeses, sure.

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And as for all the positively scintillating jibes about my username - I’m in tears, folks. This is an entertainment forum. Would you like me to be called ‘PLC Holdings Group’? Or I’m sure you’d prefer ‘blesseddawg’ or ‘makingthematnight’ or whatever the fuck else is considered sufficiently epic wholesome chungus for this subreddit. I hope the runoff from my username gives you all pinkeye