Theory: Data would let me stack donuts on it

Think about it, think about it. Most human men (or people with weenies) won't let their weinerless partner stack donuts on it or put a little hat on it or anything else fun. God forbid a girl wants to have fun!!! But Data, sweet Data, would be like "if it pleases you." I would be slappin sanrio stickers on him like my laptop. You think I could replicate some wack temu clothes for him? That boi would be getting a My Melody hoodie for sure.