anyone else loving tom on the show?

don’t get me wrong, tom is a horrible person who is horrible at traitors. i detest him and everything about him. but i am also kind of fascinated by him? i’ve seen all the most recent seasons of vanderpump rules and I can’t help but to be a bit obsessed with his specific brand of self-righteousness. he’s such a dweeb and i just have to know why he is like that, i would do anything to spend a day in his head hearing his thoughts and seeing the world through his eyes out of sheer morbid curiosity. but traitors has unlocked a whole other level of tom. this feels like tom on steroids (or adderall, or whatever it is making him perspire like that LOL).

Tom on traitors is like a car crash you drive by on the freeway. you really don’t want to look and it’s an ugly scene but you just can’t help yourself so you do it anyway and then for the rest of your day you find yourself thinking back on it with a mix of shame, concern, and unrelenting fascination, wondering how everyone involved could possibly be okay but hoping they are nonetheless. when i saw he got cast i was so confused and it almost made me not want to watch, i thought for sure he would be out first. i see the vision now. his theories are so baseless and ridiculous, it’s almost as if he’s picking the least suspicious person possible to build a case against, and then trying to plug in “evidence” that that person is playing the most impossible long con ever. like dolores. i cackled when he brought her name up. dolores roasting the shit out of him at the round table when he confronted her filled me with so much glee I almost teared up. i felt childlike giddiness and merriment watching that scene, especially when the other players were basically telling him “pipe down the adults are talking we need to discuss some REAL theories.” you could tell he was soooooo butthurt by all of it and i’ve never been more amused. anyway i hope he never gets banished or murdered because i genuinely can’t get enough. i’m team sweaty pits all the way. is that crazy?