Tim: What shall I call thee

1/ Timbo 2/ Timtom 3/ Mit (I couldn't spell) 4/ Timfee (by a weird malevolent dyslexic friend) 5/ Timotee (I went to Barcelona) 6/ Tim Tim nice but dim (thanks to the BBC) 7/ "Language Timothy!" (If your old and from the UK then you know - BBC TV again) 8/ Timotei (a mediocre 1980s shampoo: the TV ad was almost porn)