Why are our former players turned pundits so annoying

It's so annoying to hear these people beat down our team like it's nothing. Ian Wright is a proud Arsenal supporting pundit but he even respects us when he's talking. He's said plenty better things than our former players and on top of that he's a cheerleader for his former team. Why can't we have at least one of those we deserve somebody defending us in these major publiziced broadcasts.