A New Californian’s guide to Travel Part 1: Skyrim
If you’re reading this, then let me be the first to congratulate you on your visit to the continent of Tamriel. You have been approved to take a vacation from the harsh desert wasteland of Shady Sands and to go where the air is fresh!
Every since the discovery of the Mojave Elder Scroll, the New Californian Republic under President Kimball have finally opened up tourism for a low price of 5,635 caps + Tax
This guide will tell you the do’s, don’ts of this exotic land as our scouts valiantly traverse its dangerous terrain. As apart of the NCR-Skyrim Coalition, as soon as you open the Mojave Elder Scroll and safely fling your corporeal form 5,000 lightyears away and 123,000 years in the future, you’ll find yourself in the “Hold” of Solitude, where the first New Californian Embassy is located!
Your first destination is the country of Skyrim! Don’t be fooled by their round ears and nubby noses, the people of Tamriel are divided by race. Much like how we allow Super Mutants and Ghouls to live within our borders, Tamriel is home to their own races of ethically dubious creatures! Nords are just one example. We highly suggest that you exchange your caps for “Gold” at the Embassy before your expeditio into the continent.
Skyrim is a mostly human country, and after High King Ulfric Stormcloak Signed the NCR-Coalition, it’s technically your country too! Be sure to bring plenty of brahmin leather lined radwool, because Skyrim is chilly! Chillier than the sierra mountain ranges at night! You may experience crunchy ice falling from the sky, this is called “Snow” and there’s no need to worry about it! It’s perfectly safe to walk in and be around. You can even scoop up the snow and boil it for fresh clean water! you wont find that in New Reno!
Before we go over what there is to do in Skyrim, how do you stay safe? Just like how you wouldn’t go to New Reno without a gun, you can’t just wander Skyrim Aimlessly. Make sure to bring at least a 9mm pistol with 3 magazines. This technology is alien to the native people of Skyrim, and a well placed shot in between a bandit’s eyes is more than enough to scare off potential scum.
Additionally, the official NCR Travel Guide would caution against potential scavenging and pioneering in old Nordic and Dwemmer tunnels, as mutants and robotic defense systems aren’t as impressed with bullets and grenades! It is highly advised you do not enter these crypts and ruins. The NCR Travel Guide is not responsible for death or dismemberment as a result of ruin, cave, or crypt spelunking.
Finally, Dragons… You heard it here first. Dragons. We’re talking story book creatures come to life! We have a handy acronym for your to follow in the events of a Dragon attack you cannot flee from
C.O.P.E
C. Combat. Dragons are immortal, but they’re not invincible. Combat and fight against dragons any way you can. Their scaly skin is bulletproof up to .357 magnum rounds, so a well placed shot to the dome with a standard NCR service rifle will be enough to incapacitate it
O. Organize. There is strength in numbers. If you find yourself fighting a dragon alone. Organize! Find a bandit encampment and lead the dragon to it, find an NCR outpost and let our rangers take them out! The enemy of your enemy is your friend, use it to your advantage!
P. Pray. Pray to a god in this reality. If you can’t fight back and you’re truly all alone, the best thing you can do is to get on your knees and pray that the nicest and kindest Divine will allow you sanctuary into the afterlife! You will be given a miniature Imperial Cult holy literature book upon your arrival to Skyrim
E. Embrace death. You can’t fight a dragon with your bare hands! With no guns, no friends, and no faith, the best thing you can do is to release yourself into death’s cold embrace and imagine you’re back in Shady Sands!
Now that you know how to be safe, what is there to do in Skyrim?
Indulge in the culture of Skyrim, try a famous goat cheese wheel, or travel on over to Riften to try some of their famous Blackbriar mead (Think of mead as a sweeter honey wine!) You’ll also be able to try “Fish”. What is “Fish” you might ask? Well I’m happy to tell you! Unlike the polluted horrifically irradiated ocean, the ocean in Tamriel is clean and safe enough to eat the animals that come out of it! You’ll try foods not eaten since before the bombs like Salmon!
Should you desire to outfit yourself like a true Nord, Solitude is the garment district of the country! Dress yourself to the literal nines as you seamlessly blend in with the rest of the elite, and while you’re here, try some famous spiced wine, best served warm on those Chilly winter days!
Maybe you want but a taste of some of what the rest of Tamriel has to offer? Maybe you miss the wasteland? In that case, why not take a boat from Windhelm to the ashy wastes of Solstheim! You’ll be just at home as the polluted air suffocates you while you dine on questionable meals! We highly recommend you visit The Retching Netch to sample their finest Sujamma
This concludes Part 1 of the NCR Travel Guide! Make sure to subscribe to our news letter where we will be going over how to navigate the Imperial City!
If you’re reading this, then let me be the first to congratulate you on your visit to the continent of Tamriel. You have been approved to take a vacation from the harsh desert wasteland of Shady Sands and to go where the air is fresh!
Every since the discovery of the Mojave Elder Scroll, the New Californian Republic under President Kimball have finally opened up tourism for a low price of 5,635 caps + Tax
This guide will tell you the do’s, don’ts of this exotic land as our scouts valiantly traverse its dangerous terrain. As apart of the NCR-Skyrim Coalition, as soon as you open the Mojave Elder Scroll and safely fling your corporeal form 5,000 lightyears away and 123,000 years in the future, you’ll find yourself in the “Hold” of Solitude, where the first New Californian Embassy is located!
Your first destination is the country of Skyrim! Don’t be fooled by their round ears and nubby noses, the people of Tamriel are divided by race. Much like how we allow Super Mutants and Ghouls to live within our borders, Tamriel is home to their own races of ethically dubious creatures! Nords are just one example. We highly suggest that you exchange your caps for “Gold” at the Embassy before your expeditio into the continent.
Skyrim is a mostly human country, and after High King Ulfric Stormcloak Signed the NCR-Coalition, it’s technically your country too! Be sure to bring plenty of brahmin leather lined radwool, because Skyrim is chilly! Chillier than the sierra mountain ranges at night! You may experience crunchy ice falling from the sky, this is called “Snow” and there’s no need to worry about it! It’s perfectly safe to walk in and be around. You can even scoop up the snow and boil it for fresh clean water! you wont find that in New Reno!
Before we go over what there is to do in Skyrim, how do you stay safe? Just like how you wouldn’t go to New Reno without a gun, you can’t just wander Skyrim Aimlessly. Make sure to bring at least a 9mm pistol with 3 magazines. This technology is alien to the native people of Skyrim, and a well placed shot in between a bandit’s eyes is more than enough to scare off potential scum.
Additionally, the official NCR Travel Guide would caution against potential scavenging and pioneering in old Nordic and Dwemmer tunnels, as mutants and robotic defense systems aren’t as impressed with bullets and grenades! It is highly advised you do not enter these crypts and ruins. The NCR Travel Guide is not responsible for death or dismemberment as a result of ruin, cave, or crypt spelunking.
Finally, Dragons… You heard it here first. Dragons. We’re talking story book creatures come to life! We have a handy acronym for your to follow in the events of a Dragon attack you cannot flee from
C.O.P.E
C. Combat. Dragons are immortal, but they’re not invincible. Combat and fight against dragons any way you can. Their scaly skin is bulletproof up to .357 magnum rounds, so a well placed shot to the dome with a standard NCR service rifle will be enough to incapacitate it
O. Organize. There is strength in numbers. If you find yourself fighting a dragon alone. Organize! Find a bandit encampment and lead the dragon to it, find an NCR outpost and let our rangers take them out! The enemy of your enemy is your friend, use it to your advantage!
P. Pray. Pray to a god in this reality. If you can’t fight back and you’re truly all alone, the best thing you can do is to get on your knees and pray that the nicest and kindest Divine will allow you sanctuary into the afterlife! You will be given a miniature Imperial Cult holy literature book upon your arrival to Skyrim
E. Embrace death. You can’t fight a dragon with your bare hands! With no guns, no friends, and no faith, the best thing you can do is to release yourself into death’s cold embrace and imagine you’re back in Shady Sands!
Now that you know how to be safe, what is there to do in Skyrim?
Indulge in the culture of Skyrim, try a famous goat cheese wheel, or travel on over to Riften to try some of their famous Blackbriar mead (Think of mead as a sweeter honey wine!) You’ll also be able to try “Fish”. What is “Fish” you might ask? Well I’m happy to tell you! Unlike the polluted horrifically irradiated ocean, the ocean in Tamriel is clean and safe enough to eat the animals that come out of it! You’ll try foods not eaten since before the bombs like Salmon!
Should you desire to outfit yourself like a true Nord, Solitude is the garment district of the country! Dress yourself to the literal nines as you seamlessly blend in with the rest of the elite, and while you’re here, try some famous spiced wine, best served warm on those Chilly winter days!
Maybe you want but a taste of some of what the rest of Tamriel has to offer? Maybe you miss the wasteland? In that case, why not take a boat from Windhelm to the ashy wastes of Solstheim! You’ll be just at home as the polluted air suffocates you while you dine on questionable meals! We highly recommend you visit The Retching Netch to sample their finest Sujamma
This concludes Part 1 of the NCR Travel Guide! Make sure to subscribe to our news letter where we will be going over how to navigate the Imperial City!