How do you respond to “why don’t you get a boyfriend?” Wrong answers only.

I am recently getting this question too much and “I don’t like men” seems to not be enough for these people and it pisses me off so I’m trying a new approach.

[Edit: my new favourite wrong answer: “Ew. Imagine only having one dick size. That’s embarrassing. “ Thank you everyone who inspired this!]

What’s yours?