What were your awkward drug dealer experiences?

Inspired by the last Oprah episode, I got to reminiscing about all the strange/awkward experiences I had in my younger days when purchasing illicit substances from people. Definitely the awkward 20 minute hang out where you feel obligated to stay for a while, that was pretty standard in my experience. Did you have any interesting or weird experiences that you remember? It feels like a rite of passage in a way.