Heyy dengulee denguleeeyy

So it’s that time of the year where I visit my ammamma’s town. Never travelled alone but I guess my parents thought it was finally time for me to go by myself. Fuck yeaahhhhhh lessgoooo anukunna. Poddhunne bag sardhukommannaaru nanna gaaru. Nenemo tv chusthu lite le saayantram sardhukovachule mellega ani odhilesa. Sare ani saayantram baane fast ga sardhukunna. Time ke bailderaamu. Bus stop ki vachaamu bus appatiki ochesindhi. Car dhigi I was trying to find where the bus was. Kanapadindhi naa mundhare unde. Sare ani bags pattukoni konchem distance eh kadha ani naduchukuntu velthunte bus kadhalatam start ayyindhi. Nen literally bus venakaala heavy bag tho chasing. The bag was slowing me down ani kindha road meedha padesi bus venakaala chasing chesi correct ga door close ayye meedha bus meedha cheyyi noppi vacheylaaga baadha. 😭 AYINA KUDA VELLIPOINDHI. Sare ani hutahutina baga car dikki lo padesi daddy theeskellaadu.

Car lo discussion: Amma: Enti vaadu 10:30 kuda avvakunda vellipoyaadu. Maamulga call chesthaau ga? (Kopam lo) Daddy: (no words, calm, but signs of irritation, annoyance and anger) Me: (confused why I didn’t get a call even though my phone wasn’t on silent)

Calls open chesi chusthe 15 missed calls 😭 naa moddalo phone, it silenced unknown calls. Malli bus ekketappudu driver ni amma thidathademo ani cheppi Nijam cheppa. Calls ochaay kaani naa phone lo silent aipoyaay ani. Vaallaki ee feature em ardham aithadhi. Start. Hey dengule dengule. Iddharu amma daddy left right eskunnaaru choodu. Aa 10 minutes car drive felt like an hour. And adhey time lo ee incident gurinchi I was texting my guy and my dad started, bus gurinchi kangaaru padakunda ee time lo evariki messages chesthunnaavu. Adhemaina munigipoyina pana? Neeku morning eh cheppa bag sardhukomani. Adhi idhi. Ma amma emo saavuuuu irikinchi paaradhobbindhi. Series chusindhi sardhukokunda ani.

Dad: Nenu cheppa bailderamani. Time undhi time undhi ani late chesaav. Mom: Eppudu inthey nuvvu. Neeku anni Telusu ani oo rechipothaav neeku asalu emi telidhu. (Sambandham leni topics annitki link petti dengulu yk how moms are right?)

Asaluuuuuu andharu eeroje Sankranthi ki ooriki bailderuthunnaara enti? Em traffic ra babu. Bus le bus lu Ekkada choosina. I literally was so scared ekkada next stop lo kuda ekkakunda bus vellipothadhemo anesi.

Sare next stop lo bus ni catch chesa. Ma amma oka Usain Bolt oka P. T. Usha maadhiri naa bag pattukoni parugulu theesindhi. Bus aagina chotu kaakunda full mundhu ki velli poindhi. Naa chethilo oka bag uu. Amma daggara phone ledhu. Naakemo tension ee driver ekkada thittukuntaademo late chesinandhuku ani. Ma amma ki emo bus ellipothadhemo ani tension. Nen oka maata anna anthe, enti doosukellipoyaavu asalu ani. Andhari mundhu arichindhi (alavaate). Dengule hey dengule. Nenu kuda Arichi cheppa Aravaku ani. So fucking embarrassing and awkward. Mokham ekkada pettukovaalo ardham kaale. Ee parents unaaareeyyy aravadam thappa em Raadha veellaki? Asalu Yeppudu Inthey. Nen friends tho call maatlaaduthunnappudu kuda arupulu intlo. Vere vaalla illallo laaga prasaantham ga undane undadhu maa illu endhuko. Sare off topic. Mothaaniki inka bus ekkaanu.

Bus ekkina 20 minutes malli call chesi dengulu naaku. Dheenamma jeevitham Edhaina bus kindha padi poyina baaundu ani anipinchindhi. Naa EarPods emo washing machine lo esindhi amma. Avi pani chesi saavatle. Naa bokkalo phone emo charging undadhu. Max 3-4 hours osthadhi 100% ki charge chesthe. Naakemo bus lo nidrapattadhu. Bus lo emo movie veyyatledhu. Naa pakkana evariana manchollu kurchunte baagundu. Naa bad luck window seat dhorakale. Adjust avvaali inka ee pakka seat lo. Ammo poyina sari window seat unte naa pakkana oka chaala laavuga unna Aunty kurchundhi. Aame seat eh kaakunda sagam naa seat lo kurchundhi. Pisikesindhi literally. Assalu oopiri aadale. Kobbari maamidikaya kanna laavunde Aame chethulu. Better than some molester le 🤡 (it wasn’t any less than molestation though). Anyways. Rant over.

TLDR ledhu. Just rant. Meeru chadhavaalani kuda expect cheyyatle. Anyways wish me luck.