How fantasy romance authors describe female anatomy

I can't stand the name for female anatomy in these books. It takes me out of it and makes me laugh. Core? What am I robot? Entrance, buddy this isn't a 24 hour pharmacy. Folds? Babe she doesn't bend that way. Flower is far too childish. Heat? The only thing I have a fever for is more cowbell. Pearl??? Yeah get all up in my clamshell baby, that's the stuff.

Just call it a freaking vagina. 😭