mr craaaaabs i have an ideaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok ok ok ok so like basically im like overweight but i have an idea cause of i loose weight fast before uni starts again in fed so i can show my superiority over moids i hate who live neer my uni

i get like 400$ a fortnight after rent and like bills and stuff so what if i stopped buying all food exept noodles and bought like 3 bottles of gin a fortnight and a 100 cans of beer and like if i take a point of speed every 3 days i should be able to afford that budjet for like a month or two before uni goes back without being like having a hard time loosing weight right????? alos i should be able to get back down to a size 12-10(aus/uk) and like be hot and tiny and stuff so that if i run into the moids who rejected me thay will miss me and know whay they lost then thye can come crawling back

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