Could you give me the funniest lines and jokes you've heard in games?

Hey everyone,

I'm currently working on a research paper for my class focusing on the "Translability and Untranslability of Video Game Humour." I'm on the lookout for funny one-liners, jokes, and humorous moments from various games to include in my paper. Your help in sharing these in the comments would be greatly appreciated!

By contributing, you'll not only assist me in diversifying the examples in my paper but also enrich the discussion on how humor translates across different languages and cultures within the gaming world.

Thank you all in advance for your contributions!

Edit: First of all I want to thank you all for your contributions. I wasn't expecting this post to reach this wide to be honest. I assure you that I will put all of your comments to good use. Thank you again.