the public strikes again.

guys.. i am so tired of ppl asking me for a monkey burger. i was trying to take this groups order and one of them comes up and tells me,"so i heard on the news about the monkey burger." and when i tell you my smile dropped so fast. i immediately told them that it doesn't exist and apologized, but instead of taking that info and ordering something ON THE MENU, they completely dodged it and said,"yeah i know that but you guys can still make it, all it is is a double double with fries inside of it." and this stopped me in my tracks bc who said we can make it???😭😭 i told them we can't do that and there's no way of charging them for said "monkey burger" since it doesn't exist. they responded with, "what you can't just make a double double and put the fries in it is it that hard?" and i tried to explain how we are not required to make something that isn't on an official ino menu so no but she can order the burger and fries normally and put it together herself if she wants, and then they began to mock me for saying that.🥲 WHAT NEWS ARE THESE PPL WATCHING SO I CAN REPORT IT FOR MISINFORMATION BC IM SO TIRED!!!