I swear these jobs are all fake

Who else is getting this same verbiage from dozens if not hundreds of applications?

"After careful consideration of all applicants, we regret to inform you that we have chosen to move forward with other candidates whose qualifications more closely align with the needs of the role at this time. This decision was not easy, as we received many impressive applications."

Only to find the exact same job posted again a few days later on another board. I am getting ready to script a bot to apply for every god damn job everywhere. Who's in?