After studying this subreddit for some time, I've figured out exactly what makes a perfect Male Living Space:

- a guitar in a stand
- a guitar on the wall
- a gaming console on the floor
- a TV near the ceiling
- a cat tower
- a crucifix, but only if it's over a menorah
- a statement about your sexuality that you think will be both original and clever
- no fewer than three computer monitors
- colored LEDs behind the bed, suggesting sexytimes with others, but probably more often by yourself
- a pet splayed on the carpet

Am I forgetting anything?