Goodbye present

Il finally getting away from my neighbours from hell. One used to throw my mail in the trash and the other one keyed my brand new Audi ( both single white males…. I’m a woman who stands her ground) anyway…. I wanna leave them all alone nice F you see you in hell present. Something petty but can’t be traced to me. I mhave a bag of rotting chicken in milk getting ready to be dropped off somewhere in the property… but somehow doesn’t feel enough to reach these racist SOBs a lessons.

Any ideas?