Dodgy Bastard.

Beg my pardon all you like

It hasn't got fifty pence

And I'm not repeating myself

It may have been rude

But you should be used to rude

Going round poking your nose in

No one asked you here

No one asks you anywhere

But there you are

Waiting for crime

Like Batman on diazapam

I'd like to report a crime officer

You're breaching my peace

Give yourself a caution and piss off

Back to your whatsapp groups

Banter

You dodgy bastard

Shouldn't let you anywhere near Miranda

Why do we let so many wrong 'uns

Tell us what our rights are?