Puppygirl Hat Store! [Grand Opening]
Welcome to the grand opening of Puppygirl Hat Store! (I know, the name needs work)
Come, browse our selection of quality, cute puppy hats...
LIMITED TIME OFFER: Buy one hat, get two free (expires 01/01/2026)
We currently have in stock:
- fake boobs hat
- smelly hat (contain seven different smells!)
big hats(factory recall, fire hazard)sad hats(discontinued, too sad)- horny hats BEST SELLER
- hat made out of peanut butter \new\**
- stinky cheese hat \new\**
cat in a hat(sold out, on backorder)- hat with fake squirrel running around the brim (AAA batteries not included)
- hats with holes for puppy ears and/or other related species with similar ear placement
- custom hats (by request, see retailer for details)
Wow! It's the largest selection of cute puppy hats in the tri-state area!
Most major credit and debit cards NOT accepted!
We do accept the following forms of payment:
puppy handshakes- puppy beer
puppy snarffsancient puppy artifacts- signed Air Bud memorabilia
woofs of joy- your firstborn meme
- impure thoughts
- puppy secrets
- nose boops
gold bullionand so much more!
What are you waiting for! Get yours today!