What's the most delusional take your parents had? I need some laughs

Don't worry I'll share mine:

My dad: claims I'm a disappointment because I didn't follow his exact plans he had for me SINCE BIRTH and ya know, had my own personality and personhood. My mom "well he's allowed to be disappointed." Total enabler

My mom: expected me to own a home by 24 no help. Wanted me to work full time, do pre med and a master's degree. When I explained that's a literal 120 hour work week she doesn't get it and we talk about this subject 5/6 times.

I think it took me a minute there to realize narcissists aren't just delusional about the treatment of abuse towards you, but also literal reality.