What does Romanian sound like to foreigners?

I've heard people saying it sounds like Russian spoken with an Italian accent. Others say the opposite, that it's like Italian spoken with a Russian accent, etc...

I'd love to know how other people perceive it. Does it sound like a broken italian? like a slavic language that isn't actually slavic? like a pretty romance language?

Use as many adjectives and comparisons as you want, i'm so curious!

edit: guys i'm romanian. i know what romanian sounds like. i just want to hear foreigners' thoughts on it =)