I don’t like taking a “healthy shit”…

Honestly taking what’s considered a “healthy shit” is tedious at best and atrocious at worst. You have to constantly wipe your ass RAW with sandpaper-grade toilet paper just to be sure that you’re “clean”. And I’d be lucky to get one of those shits when it just glides right out, no-fuss no-muss, and the end product is something that resembles a Philly Titan cigar or Swisher Sweet…

For me, what works is when I take a dump it more like hot Beef Stew with potatoes and carrots (green beans optional) with hot gravy all being expelled from my tender anus with minimal-to-no effort required. Same with clean-up, too.

Ass an aside, I’d like to add that I don’t like the shits in which the consistency and color is more likened to pumpkin pie purée.