I accidentally pissed on my fiancés cat

So my fiancé had just gotten in the shower and I was about to get in too but I had to piss first so I go up to the toilet and I kid you not like literally the milisecond the piss started coming out (no time to stop or think or nothing and the cat was somewhere behind me anyways)

So anyways this dumbass cat out of nowhere jumps basically into the toilet, she jumped on the rim but was halfway in it and it just splashes straight into her face and she was just sitting there not moving, So I’m obviously dumbfounded like omfg wtf so I grab the pissy kitty and yeet her into the shower with my fiancé.

So she starts screaming trying to grab her the cats freaking out I grab a towel to try and dry her off and when I try to grab her this dumbass cat hooks my damn nipple with her claw as well

So yeah basically that night was pure chaos and dare I say the kitty was pissed