Oreo Footlong Cookie Crash Out

Today I was working at Subway and the day was going as usual until this man busts into the store screaming about the footlong cookie. Mind you I have two people in line and a family sitting in the lobby. At first, I thought he was joking. I thought he was doing a bit where he just can’t wait for the oreo footlong cookie but then he just kept getting angrier and I knew this was no joke 😭😭 He comes in and hastly (not screaming yet) asks if we have the footlong cookie and I say “no i’m sorry, they should be in subway stores by the end of this month though!” and he’s like “FUCK, but i need to do a review on it are you actually telling me i have to wait till the end of the month?” and here am I am thinking he’s just giving it his all for this little bit and im like “aghhh it sucks right? I want to try it so bad too” and he’s just pacing around the store and keeps asking the same questions. At this point I can tell this man is crazy and he is notttt joking. Once I tell him for the final time that we do not have the oreo footlong cookie he yells “FUCK!!!” as he busts through the door. All the customers just start busting out laughing and start talking to me about the guy, so at least I had that nice human interaction. The store owner walks into the store and he’s like “….was that about the oreo footlong cookie?” and everyone is like “yes” and he was like “i knew immediately what he was talking about when he started screaming and cussing in the parking lot saying ‘till the end of the month?!?!?’” and he told us that he slammed his door and drove away. I wish I could say more happened but that’s pretty much it…. ngl i want him to come back because it all happened so quickly I want to understand what just happened 😂