Trump Logic: Had America seen Hunters Bidens penis....he would have won 50 states

Good morning to all you lovely people.

So I was using the old hat rack this morning while listening to Tim and Sam.

Quick history lesson for all the youngsss in the audience, if you'll allow me a moment to speak to them.

eh hem.....Hello young people.

In the year 1984 we had a president named Ronald Reagan. He was a good president, a good man and very funny.

In the election of '84, he defeated his opponent, Walter Mondale, by a popular vote margin of 58.8% to 40.6%.

He proceeded to win 49 states and lost only the great state of Minnesota, the home of Mr. Mondale.

Now that we have established that fact, allow me to get to my point.

Yesterday, Donald John Trump, 45th President of the United States of America, declared that had the American people, in their infinite wisdom, seen the Hunter Biden laptop which contained photos of his schlong, that would have resulted in a 17 point swing in the election., resulting in Donald John Trump, 45th President of the United States of America, being awarded 63% of the popular vote.

Lets bring it full circle...HAD AMERICA SEEN HUNTER BIDENS PENIS, DONALD TRUMP WOULD HAVE WON 50 OUT OF 50 STATES.

Did I get this logic right???????????? Discuss.