TIFU by comparing my girlfriend to buckbeak from Harry Potter.

I will start this post by saying my girlfriend has the most beautiful gold color eyes. I walked in the door today and just stared at her and tried to come up with a new way to admire her beauty... And what I came up with was "You have eyes like a hippogriff." And she just looked at me with confusion. The words that came out of her mouth were unexpected... "What the fuck." I instantly realized I made a mistake. I first thought that maybe there was a misunderstanding, that she did not know about hippogriffs. The next thing I said was, "You know, Buckbeak from Harry Potter, the magical creature." This did not seem to make things any better. She proceeded to hit me with things that were laying around her on the bed.

TL;DR I compared my girlfriend to a Hippogriff and she assaulted me.