TIFU by using toothpaste as lube
I was given inspiration to share my story after reading another other toothpaste TIFU: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ejt9o7/tifu_by_putting_toothpaste_on_my_dick_and_sending/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
Many years ago when I was 15 or so I went through a period of "sexual exploration" (like most 15 year old boys)
Being not that sexually experienced at the time I was curious what was most similar to a vagina that I could DIY (Fleshight was too expensive)
I googled how to make a DIY vagina, and learnt about making a prison fifi using socks and a toilet roll tube. I made it and found out after a few painful thrusts that you need to use lube. Not having any lube or hand lotion I scoured my parents house with things to use
DIY lubes I tried:
- Shampoo
- Conditioner
- Someone else's shampoo
- Shaving gel
I fucked my fifi many many times, wedged in between the mattress, put into a pillow and at this point it had been fucked to death and I threw it in the bin but I persevered in my noble quest to find household lubes
A few days later I was in the shower and started jacking it caveman style with just my hand, using some shampoo as lube - but the thought occurred to me: "tingle" condoms are slightly minty....
This is where I fucked up
I hastily put down the bottle of shampoo and picked up some toothpaste, and squirted a slug sized amount onto my battered dick
I started stroking my cock in excitement - it felt good, kind of minty. This particular time in the shower, I was without my phone - so I wasn't watching porn and it was taking longer than normal
I continued for a few more minutes and there was a creeping sensation of pain (like friction burn) - so I thought it just means I need more toothpaste lube
Another toothpaste slug is excreted onto my abused cock and I continued to jerk it. I got closer and closer to finishing but as I did the feeling of burning and pain also increased. I pumped my dick harder and faster to try and finish quicker. After what felt like a long battle of pain and edging I finally got there - but the pain remained
I washed everything off in the shower and continued on with my life, left with just a dull pain on my cock. I thought this is just because I've jerked my dick too much
The next day I woke up and the pain was still there, but more so. Now it wasn't just a dull pain but also a stinging type of pain. It hurt when I moved my legs. I sat down on my computer chair next to my PC and I tried to not move my legs
Later that day when I went to use the toilet, when I took down my trousers I saw some discolouration to my dick, I had a look and all the skin was red and raw, with some parts of the skin beginning to scab
Not good
The next day the scabbing was more widespread, all over my dick and a little on the surrounding areas. The pain was really really bad, it was really hard to walk and keep a straight face. It's really hard to talk to my parents during normal conversation because all I can think about is the pain
I came very close to telling my super strict, super religious parents because I was worried I had done permanent damage, or maybe that there was still damage occurring and going to the doctors might help
I forget after how many days the pain reduced, but it did - and shortly after my mummified looking penis (because it was just a scab all over) started to emerge from it's cocoon, and the scabs came off. My dick was left with new soft skin and I've learnt to never use toothpaste as lube again
TLDR;
Used toothpaste as lube
Penis got chemical burns
Was worried I had to confess to family
Penis got better
Learnt life lesson