I present to you: my cousin's new baby's name

We are just about to welcome Denim Blue Jean [Last name] into the family

Her other children are:

• Kaizyr Kenny William (somehow, not a reference to Kaiser Wilhelm)

• Mason Lenin (he's named after John Lennon, and she did not care when we told her she was mixing up the spelling with Vladimir Lenin)

• Gentry King

I am just appalled at little baby denim blue jean and wanted to share with other people who might commiserate lol