Rude how our bodies make it a guessing game

Miniature rant - but after some hardcore symptom spotting and doing PhD-level googling work, I've come to the conclusion that the female body is just excessively vague. Cramps? Could be implantation, could just be your period. Bleeding? Same. Nauseous? PMS or pregnant. Sore boobs? The same. Weird dreams? Same. Tummy issues? You guessed it - same.

It would be so nice if we'd just have this little light, like a dashboard indicator, that would just go "ding" directly after BD and you don't have to wait those two entire weeks.

This rant is high key fueled by me having cramps for 5 days straight and very light brown discharge at 10dpo, and knowing it could still go either way. So here's to us, trying to just deal with the uncertainty. May it be good news for us soon!