Looking for a relationship
Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. This is the post of a high value human male seeking to mate with a high value human female. I will provide information regarding myself such that my sincerity can be confirmed.
I am a third year computer science student studying at the UNSW. I am one of its few high value human males who are full of potential. I stand at 6 foot tall and weigh 75 kilos. I have done two internships and have extensive programming experience. In my free time, I trade crypto, exercise in the gym, and game on League of Legends.
Presently I shall expound on my qualities such that you are attracted to me.
I can provide regular financial assistance in the form of fine dining and luxury shopping. I am both highly intelligent and athletic, so I can act as your private tutor and personal bodyguard. With a current WAM of 81, I can be considered a high calibre student capable of assisting with any difficult assignment.
Ultimately, I wish to enter a relationship built upon mutual respect, trust, and commitment. If you wish to apply for my companionship, please send your resume and cover letter via Reddit dm, and I will reach out for an interview.
Thank you for your time.