Mr Armenian fanfiction

The bushes rustled near Hollywood and Vine, then his bushy head popped out as the dry reptilian eyes blinked into the sunlight

Suddenly, 3 Valley Girls approached and said OhMyGawddd Like, Are you like, Mr Armenian?!

The Chinese one flipped her hair flirtatiously and narrowed her eyes at the other 2 and hissed Hes mine, bitchezzzz

"Shut up hooker" moaned the blonde, while applying Bonnie Bell cherry lipgloss

Mr Armenian clenched then whispered Aaaaaahhhh as his first egg sushi fart of the day slipped out of his track suit bottoms

A gold Lambo stretch limo pulled up to the curb and he shambled over to it and slipped inside.

One of the valley girls, dejected, asked the chauffeur "Got any blow?"