Excuse the caption, what the hell is this bug

I thought it was one of those spiders at a distance, upon closer inspection this thing is a horrendous abomination, but no clue what it is

Found in melbourne australia, in a high rise apartment

I thought it was one of those spiders at a distance, upon closer inspection this thing is a horrendous abomination, but no clue what it is

Found in melbourne australia, in a high rise apartment