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[USA Today] Joe Burrow thinks he should win NFL MVP

David Njoku says he’ll try to talk Myles Garrett out of his trade request: ‘We’re close’ to winning

[NFL] Melbourne to host first-ever NFL regular season game in Australia in 2026; Rams designated team

[Highlight] Taylor Heinicke scrambles and dives for the pylon in the playoffs

[Schefter] Former Commanders HC Ron Rivera texted that he is returning to his alma mater, Cal, to help the football program. “Coach Belichick has made going back to school, cool,” Rivera texted reporters today. “Stay tuned I am coming home. @CalAthletics @UCBerkeley @Cal #GoBears🐻.”

Team Survey

[Hirschhorn] Packers RB Josh Jacobs wants the team to bolster the receiving corps this offseason: “We need a wide receiver — a real wide receiver. Love the guys we have, but we need a proven No. 1."

[Chris] New #Chargers rookie CB Cam Hart does NOT look like a 5th round pick!

[Gordon] Chargers' Derwin James says critics need to 'stop disrespecting' Justin Herbert: 'He don't deserve it'

[Schefter] Back to the NFL: Former Eagles HC Chip Kelly is being hired as the Raiders offensive coordinator, per me and Pete Thamel.

Isaac Rochell has officially retired from the NFL.

[Highlight] Jameis Winston: “Who should sign me in free agency?” Saquon Barkley responds: “I think the New York Giants need a quarterback right now.”

Derwin is recruiting Keenan back to LA on Instagram

[Hodges] Raiders Reportedly Paying Chip Kelly $6 Million, Making Him NFL’s Highest-Paid Coordinator

When you pee at a urinal, do you pull your balls out with your peen or just your peen (leaving the balls in the pant)?

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[Highlight] 10 years ago today, Malcolm Butler sealed the win with a game winning interception at the goal line in Super Bowl 49

[PFT] NFL claims technology can’t spot the ball

Do you shower in the morning or when you go to sleep? And why?

RFK Rebuild — Could the Commanders Play in World’s Biggest Timber Stadium?

[6ABC Philadelphia] Teen dies after falling from light pole during Eagles celebrations in Philadelphia

Blandino: Thought Josh Allen got the first down, unclear why line judge changed his mind [NBC News]

What do you all think of this?

Who is the first to leave their original team and why?

[Schefter] FWIW, Saquon Barkley’s 28th birthday is Super Bowl Sunday. Barkley will turn 28 on the date of Super Bowl LIX.