I don’t want to go to school. I haven’t done my work.
She's only happy when it rains.
Susan, you have that ray of sunshine to you on a blight, BRIGHT, blue sunny day.
Old lady keeps coming to my hospital dressed as a clown to see patients that are strangers to her.
1 Tairy Token = $39.99 USD
People watching coin operated tvs in a bus station in LA - 1969
Email is the best way to communicate, better than that antique telephone you have at home.
A man checks his e-mail over a public pay telephone using a Panasonic RL-P4001 Acoustic Coupler dial-up modem attached to a Panasonic RL-H1400 HHC (Hand-Held Computer) in the early 1980s. The Panasonic RL-H1400 was a hand held computer that was first introduced in 1982 and was priced around $600.
You spelled Federal Bureau of Investigation wrong. Twice.
Y'all must be the gubmint people.
Honey, it's your birthday party. Put on your Cinco Face Time Pie Snoozer.
Cinco Eye Tanning System, a must-tan for all tanning friends
Trump without the fake tan and hair
It was not scary. It was just... abnormal.
Turks after changing their country's name to Türkiye
Quality time with Mr. Gordo 🐷
In Sweden, Gorb is a corporate shill
Can you guess what she's saying
Actors who appeared in both The X-Files and Terminator films
Quentin Tarantino: Hollywood Film Business Has Been Dead for Years: 2019 Was the ‘Last F**king Year of Movies’
I'm Stephen King and I live with my son.
MRW I lose a loved one
Did anybody else see this tonight?
Found these year 2000 Twinkies in my parents closet today.
In 1995, Bill Grates invented the Innernette.
Don’t drink and cook.
MFW my spouse squeezes toothpaste in the middle
