Mike Lindell To Be Put In Charge Of America’s Medicaid Funded Nursing Homes, Because He’s The Only Person With Enough Pillows To Meet Trump’s Expectations.
Marco Rubio Inks Deal Allowing Administration To Send Homeless And Other Undesirables To El Salvador Super Max Prison
Even The Most Brainwashed MAGA Struggling To Defend Trumps Stupidity
American's Hoping Both Insufferable Teams Lose In this Superbowl
32 Year Old Stephen Miller Feels Cheated He Wasn't Granted The Anti-Aging Properties Of Being A Vampire
American's Nostalgic For A Simpler Time, Last Month, When Their Government Didn't Terrorize Them And The World.
Musk Says He’s ‘Deleted’ Popular Free IRS Tax Filing Program
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Black Coffee Illegal
BREAKING: WSJ Reports During Covid-19 Pandemic In Midst Of Toilet Paper Shortage, Trump Used USA Constitution To Wipe His Ass
When Choosing Cabinet Picks, Trump Thinks To Himself, "Who Would Putin Want?"
Weird Guy With Strange Tattoos And No Shirt, Holding A Beer, Claims He Is Now In Charge Of The Pentagon
Suspected Serial Killer, RFK Jr., Awaits Senate Confirmation To Experiment On Nations Children
Confused, Disoriented, Dementia Addled Trump, Attacks American's, USA Allies, Minorities, Women, Trans People And His Own Government While Praising America's Enemies
Trump Tells Hitler "Hold My Beer"
I’m a Canadian. Give me some hope that my country isn’t just about to be annexed by Trump.
Ketamine Addicted, Unelected, Illegal Immigrant From South Africa, Seizes Power Of US Government To Terrorize The World And Enrich Himself
Ford 'ripping up' Ontario's $100M contract with Elon Musk's Starlink
Trump Changes Suicide Hotline, From Free To $47 Per Minute
Donald Trump declares Canada will 'cease to exist' without US help and must join as the 51st state
The F*ck Trudeau flags are being replaced
President Trump threatens Canada over trade war - saying it should become 'cherished 51st state'
Elon Musk Claims Voters Gave Him A Mandate To Loot The Treasury
It’s time for democrats to go low
When Asked Where We Will Get Our Lumber, Trump Replies "We Have Plenty Of Natural Parks To Get Wood From In America"
GOP pollster says Trump voters ‘tired’ of being accused of racism
