If you’re on my page, its for one of two reasons

Drake the type to clean his house with one of these

Drake the type of grudge-holding gary to post this

drake the type ... ion even got nothin for yall wtf is this bruh

Jose Mourinho on Instagram

Idea for a spin-off: "Don't Lecture Hector!"

Drake the type to see this and shake his fist saying “CURSE YOU KENDRICK!!!”

Kendrick Lamar accepting the Grammy for Record of the Year, the crowd raps/sings “Not Like Us” as he goes on stage

Drake the type of absolute fucking loser to sleep at night and wake up in the morning

Game Thread: 1. FC Heidenheim (BuLi #20)

How would that have worked IRL if Jimmy brought in $7 million to bail out Lalo?

Drake the type of see this in court and start sweating

Drake the type of bodacious background Barry to interrupt a moment of silence between the main character and their love interests intimate moment to yell “Just kiss her already!!”

Drake the type of hardworking horace to stand on a street corner saying “Extry, extry! Read all about it!” while trying to sell newspapers

Drake the type of military michael to write to his sweetheart back home before he gets deployed

Drake the type guy to have this frame frozen at the beginning of his movie and say "Yup...That's me. And you're probably wondering how I ended up like this." Then plays a reverted tape sound.

Drake the type of WhatsApp Wyatt to use WhatsApp to talk to his friends and family

Drake the type to send a dick pic to his family's group chat instead of his girlfriend

Drake the type of loudmouth larry to be in the heat of an argument with a friend until he accidentally reveals a secret, before proceeding to gasp and cover his mouth

Drake the type of nigga to wear this hoodie

After the first match with Tullberg what do yall think? Should we keep him?

Drake the type of kart racer to be in first place the entire race until he gets smashed with a heavy item seconds before he crosses the finish line

Drake the type of guy to appear on the thumbnail for “Who’s Ice Spice” and him getting labeled as an industry plant.

Drake the type of guy to respond "womp womp" or "skill issue" when someone loses.

Drake the type of mf to go to Pisa and try to take on of these stupid pictures where it looks like he is holding the tower but he just fails

How dare he